why are there monkeys in the arctic 


Someone please write me a fic where Thranduil and Lucius Malfoy run a hair salon together and instead of doing any actual work they bitch about their customers and interfere in their sons love lives


stop for just one second.

think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.

and now take a moment to realize that they’re lizards. all of them. they were all reptilians in disguise

# oh


If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

There’s a fly.

Danny O’Connor is an artist from Liverpool, UK. His work is a celebration of contrasts focusing mainly on portraits and figures with a prevalence of opposing artistic influences.


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